Goon

Goons are two-legged mechanical guards located in the Sellbot Factory. They have a yellow worker helmet on them, and they have a single large eye that projects a searchlight. If your toon collides with the searchlight, your toon will lose 5 to 20 Laff points. Goons can be temporarily disabled by jumping on their head.

In the CFO Battle, there is a similar kind of goon that comes out of the CFO dropoff. These goons will start out yellow, but if they are left alone for too long, they grow bigger and their hat turns orange to red. Once they are at max size, they cannot be jumped on and can make your toon lose 40 Laff points max. Once they are at max size, you can only destroy them by using a magnet to swing a weight onto a goon.

In the DA Office, There are some giant goons that wear a police hat. It is found in some offices, but not all of them. These can be disabled, but they are very large, and first you have to jump from a tall place to disable them. They can do 15 or more damage to you if you are caught.