Cold Caller
General information
Type: Sellbots
Lowest Level: 1
Highest Level: 5
Weakness: Squirting Flower
Preceded by:
Succeeded by:
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This caller always collects.

–Cold Caller

The Cold Caller is the lowest cog of the Sellbot corporate ladder. They range from level one to level five.


Cold Callers' base appearance is short and cylindrical like Short Changes. Their heads have a dark shade of blue. while their face is bright blue. Their hands are much lighter, however. They have a buzz cut. Their facial expression is seen frowning with their eyes closed. They look just like Short Changes but with darker shade of blue and a Sellbot suit.


Starting Battle Phrases

  • "Boy, did you get your wires crossed."
  • "I was hoping you'd answer my call."
  • "You rang?"
  • "I'm going to cause a ringing sensation."
  • "This call is going to cost you."
  • "You've got big trouble on the line."
  • "Surprised to hear from me?"
  • "Are you ready to accept my charges?"
  • "This caller always collects."
  • "I'm one smooth operator."
  • "Hold the phone -- I'm here."
  • "Have you been waiting for my call?"
  • "I always make my calls direct."

Cog moves

Freeze Assets
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Target: One toon
Signature: No
Level: 1 2 3 4 5
Damage: 1 1 1 1 1
Pound Key
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Target: One toon
Signature: No
Level: 1 2 3 4 5
Damage: 2 2 3 4 5
Double Talk
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Target: One toon
Signature: No
Level: 1 2 3 4 5
Damage: 2 3 4 6 8
Hot Air
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Target: One toon
Signature: Yes
Level: 1 2 3 4 5
Damage: 3 4 6 8 10

Cog suit promotion

Levels: 1 2 3 4 5
Merits required: 20 30 40 50 200

Trading card

I'll Freeze Your Assets

Dislikes: Toons, Hot Cocoa

Likes: Icicles, Cold Hard Cash


  • The Toon News... for the Amused! stated that the Squirting Flower is their gag weakness because "water reminds them of hot cocoa and melted ice."
  • Cold Callers have the lowest cog promotions.
  • Cold Callers are the only Sellbots that have blue hands.
  • Cold Callers appear in the Mover Maze in Sellbot field offices. They walk the slowest, and take two to twenty laff points away if contacted.
  • In the trading card, the Cold Caller is making a phone call in a freezer.

Name of origin

A Cold Caller is someone who tries to sell products of services to a person, most commonly through the telephone, without the person expecting the call. It is very similar to telemarketing.

In other languages

Language Name
FR French Cassepied
ES Spanish Puerta fría[1]
D German Aufschwatzer[2]
BRZ Brazilian Portuguese Rei da Incerta [3]
Japan Japanese ブアイソン [4]


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