Cold Caller

type	Sellbots
cog name	Cold Caller
Lowest Level:	1
Highest Level:	5
Weakness:	Squirting Flower
Preceded by:	None
Succeeded by:	Telemarketer

“	This caller always collects.	”
–Cold Caller

The Cold Caller is the lowest cog of the Sellbot corporate ladder. They range from level one to level five.

Appearance

Cold Callers' base appearance is short and cylindrical like Short Changes. Their hair are buzz-cut and a dark shade of blue, while their face is bright blue. Their hands are much lighter, however. Their facial expression is seen frowning with their eyes closed. They look just like Short Changes, only with skin a darker shade of blue and a Sellbot suit.

Locations

• Silly Street
• Lighthouse Lane
• Elm Street
• Alto Avenue
• Sleet Street
• Sellbot Headquarters
• Sellbot Factory
• Sellbot Towers
• Cog building
• Field office

Starting Battle Phrases

• "Boy, did you get your wires crossed."
• "I was hoping you'd answer my call."
• "You rang?"
• "I'm going to cause a ringing sensation."
• "This call is going to cost you."
• "You've got big trouble on the line."
• "Surprised to hear from me?"
• "Are you ready to accept my charges?"
• "This caller always collects."
• "I'm one smooth operator."
• "Hold the phone -- I'm here."
• "Have you been waiting for my call?"
• "I always make my calls direct."

Cog moves

Freeze Assets						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	1	1	1	1	1
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Pound Key						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	2	2	3	4	5
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Double Talk						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	2	3	4	6	8
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Hot Air						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	Yes
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	3	4	6	8	10
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Cog suit promotion

Merits
Levels:	1	2	3	4	5
Merits required:	20	30	40	50	200

Trading card

Cog
Series 3 I'll Freeze Your Assets Dislikes: Toons, Hot Cocoa Likes: Icicles, Cold Hard Cash

Cog
Series 1 I'll Freeze Your Assets Dislikes: Toons, Hot Cocoa Likes: Icicles, Cold Cash

Trivia

• The Toon News... for the Amused! stated that the Squirting Flower is their gag weakness because "water reminds them of hot cocoa and melted ice."
• Cold Callers have the lowest cog promotions.
• Cold Callers are the only Sellbots that have blue hands.
• Cold Callers appear in the Mover Maze in Sellbot field offices. They walk the slowest, and take two to twenty laff points away if contacted.
• In the trading card, the Cold Caller is making a phone call in a freezer.

Origin of name

A Cold Caller is someone who tries to sell products or services, most commonly over the telephone, to a person who is not expecting the call. It is very similar to telemarketing.

In other languages

Language	Name	English Translation
French	Cassepied	???
Spanish	Puerta fría	???
German	Aufschwatzer	???
Brazilian Portuguese	Rei da Incerta	???
Japanese	ブアイソン	???

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