Cold Caller

type	Sellbot
cog name	Cold Caller
Lowest Level:	1
Highest Level:	5
Weakness:	Squirting Flower
Preceded by:	None
Succeeded by:	Telemarketer

The Cold Caller is the lowest cog of the Sellbot corporate ladder. They range from level one to level five.

Appearance

Cold Callers' base appearance is short and cylindrical like Short Changes. Their heads have a dark shade of blue. Their hands are much lighter, however. They have a buzz cut. Their facial expression is seen frowning with their eyes closed. They look just like Short Changes but with darker shade of blue and a Sellbot suit.

Locations

• Punchline Place
• Silly Street
• Elm Street
• Oak Street
• Alto Avenue
• Sleet Street
• Sellbot Headquarters
• Sellbot Factory
• Sellbot Towers
• Cog Building
• Field office

Starting Battle Phrases

• "Boy, did you get your wires crossed."
• "I was hoping you'd answer my call."
• "You rang?"
• "I'm going to cause a ringing sensation."
• "This call is going to cost you."
• "You've got big trouble on the line."
• "Surprised to hear from me?"
• "Are you ready to accept my charges?"
• "This caller always collects."
• "I'm one smooth operator."
• "Hold the phone -- I'm here."
• "Have you been waiting for my call?"
• "I always make my calls direct."

Cog moves

Freeze Assets						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	1	1	1	1	1
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Pound Key						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	2	2	3	4	5
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Double Talk						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	2	3	4	6	8
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Hot Air						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	Yes
Level:	1	2	3	4	5
Damage:	3	4	6	8	10
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Cog suit promotion

Merits
Levels:	1	2	3	4	5
Merits required:	20	30	40	50	200

Trivia

• The Toon News... for the Amused! stated that the Squirting Flower is their gag weakness because "water reminds them of hot cocoa and melted ice."
• Cold Callers have the lowest cog promotions.
• Cold Callers are the only Sellbots that have blue hands.
• Cold Callers appear in the Mover Maze in Sellbot field offices. They walk the slowest, and take two to twenty laff points away if contacted.
• In the trading card, Cold Callers are in a freezer making a call.

Name of origin

A cold caller is someone who tries to sell products of services to a person, most commonly through the telephone, without the person expecting the call. It is very similar to telemarketing.

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