Glad Hander
General information
Type: Sellbots
Lowest Level: 4
Highest Level: 8
Weakness: Whole Fruit Pie
Preceded by:
Name Dropper
Succeeded by:
Mover & Shaker
v • d • e
Put it there, Toon.

–Glad Hander

A Glad Hander is the fourth cog on the corporate ladder of Sellbots. Their levels range from four to eight.

Mega Invasion

On June 26, 2013, Glad Handers have called on a truce to the toons and finally make peace.[1] However, it was just a ploy to take the toons by surprise.

On June 27, Glad Handers have invaded Toontown, with a Legal Eagle making a deal with the Glad Handers.[2]


Starting battle phrases

  • "You'll find I'm a handful."
  • "I'm a very hands-on kinda guy."
  • "Offhandedly, I'd say you're in trouble."
  • "Let's get right to the business at hand."
  • "I think the handwriting is on the wall."
  • "I can be quite handy."
  • "Would you like some hand-me-downs?"
  • "Let me show you some of my handiwork."
  • "Let's seal the deal."
  • "Let's shake on it."
  • "Put it there, Toon."
  • "You'll notice I have a very firm grip."
  • "I'm going to enjoy this."
  • "This is going to be fun."
  • "I'm glad you came!"

Cog moves

Fountain Pen
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Target: One toon
Signature: No
Level: 4 5 6 7 8
Damage: 3 3 2 1 1
Rubber Stamp
Glad rubstamp
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Target: One toon
Signature: No
Level: 4 5 6 7 8
Damage: 4 3 2 2 1
M ifibyear
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Target: One toon
Signature: Yes
Level: 4 5 6 7 8
Damage: 4 6 9 12 15
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Target: One toon
Signature: No
Level: 4 5 6 7 8
Damage: 5 7 11 15 20

Cog suit promotion

Levels: 4 5 6 7 8
Merits required: 100 130 160 190 800

Trading card

Let's Seal the Deal

Dislikes: Joy Buzzers, Toons

Likes: Sweaty Palms, Overpumping


  • Glad Handers have very large hands in the cogs wallpaper of Toontown. Their large hands seem to be exaggerated.
    • Glad Handers also have very large hands on the trading card, where they are shown offering a handshake.
  • Glad Handers can sometimes be found in Toontown Central in extremely rare occasions, such as if a field office is nearby.
  • Glad Handers can be encountered in the Tug of War game.
  • Because Schmooze does 20 damage at level 8, it is considered the strongest level 8 cog move.
  • Their Fountain Pen and Rubber Stamp attacks downgrades in damage as its levels increase. This is the only cog where this happens.
  • Their weak spot is Whole Fruit Pies, because they make their shifty handshakes sticky!
  • Its face is very similar to the Yesman and Mr. Hollywood.
  • The trading card misspells his name by making it one word instead of two (Gladhander).

Name of origin

A Glad Hander is a slang term used for someone who is excessively friendly, sometimes even feigning friendliness.[3]

In other languages

Language Name
FR French Passetout
ES Spanish El simpático[4]
D German Glückshändchen[5]
BRZ Brazilian Portuguese Amigo-da-Onça [6]
Japan Japanese オオゲーサ[7]



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  1. "Cogs Call a Toon Truce?!" blog post.
  2. "Toontown in the Glad Handers' Grip!" blog post.