Megaphone

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Megaphone
Level 2 Toon-Up Gag
General information
Minimum Laff Heal:	15
Maximum Laff Heal:	18
Accuracy:	Medium
Organic boost:	19 Laff Heal
Targets:	All Toons
Minimum carry capacity:	5
Maximum carry capacity:	25
Experience points needed for next gag:	200
Lineage
Preceded by: Feather	Succeeded by: Lipstick
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Megaphone is the level 2 Toon-Up Gag. It can be obtained by earning a total of 20 Toon-Up skill points.

The Megaphone can heal a single Toon up to 18 Laff Points, or 19 when it is organic. If there are more Toons in battle, the heal will be divided among all Toons, excluding the Toon using the Megaphone.

Animation

1. The toon using the Megaphone will run to the center of the cog battle.
2. A Megaphone is taken out from the toon's right pocket.
3. The Toon says a joke through the Megaphone (e.g. "Why did the chicken cross the road?")
4. Other Toons are healed by an amount of laff points depending on how funny the joke was (random; if it misses, it gives 2 points and if it hits to only one toon, it gives a maximum of 18 laff.)
5. The toon using the Megaphone will run back to the original position.

Skill Points

To determine the next increase in laff heal for a Megaphone, take the number of skill points required to obtain the next gag and divide it by the number of increase (the maximum laff heal - the original laff heal). You should therefore get an estimate. In equation form:

$\frac{X - Y}{(M - O)}$

• Where X represents the skill points for the next gag, Y represents the starting point of this gag, M represents the maximum laff heal, and O represents the original starting point.

The Megaphone equation:

${\frac {200-20}{18-15}}={\frac {180}{3}}=60$

For every 60 skill points, the Megaphone's healing attributes increase.

Laff Heal	Gag Points
15	20
16	80
17	140
18	200

Trading Card Description

Gag
Does your megaphone sounds funny? Ours is downright hilarious! After a hard day of battling Cogs, did you ever wish you could cheer up your friends with a funny joke, but just can't think of one? Your troubles are over with MegO'Feeney's Mega-Funny Megaphones! Crammed full of dozens of the funniest jokes ever told in Toontown,your friends will be laffing themselves back to good health in no time!

Jokes

• What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
  Anything you want, he can't hear you.
  
• What do you call cats that go Bowling?
  Alley cats.
  
• What’s the best parting gift?
  A comb.
  
• How does a sick sheep feel?
  Baah-aahd.
  
• What goes TICK-TICK-TICK-WOOF?
  A watchdog!
  
• Why do male deer need braces?
  Because they have 'buck teeth'!
  
• Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
  Because you can see right through him.
  
• What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?
  She called the toe truck!
  
• What has one horn and gives milk?
  A milk truck!
  
• Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
  They don't want to fly off the handle!
  
• Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
  To get to the other tide.
  
• What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
  Boo boos.
  
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
  To get to the other slide!
  
• Where does a peacock go when he loses his tail?
  A retail store.
  
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
  He didn't have the guts.
  
• Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
  Because it was a moth ball.
  
• What's gray and squirts jam at you?
  A mouse eating a doughnut.
  
• What happened when 500 hares got loose on the main street?
  The police had to comb the area.
  
• What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
  You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
  
• What do people do in clock factories?
  They make faces all day.
  
• What do you call a blind dinosaur?
  An I-don't-think-he-saurus.
  
• If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
  Wet.
  
• Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
  She ran away from the ball.
  
• Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
  She had a pumpkin for a coach.
  
• What two things can't you have for breakfast?
  Lunch and dinner.
  
• What do you give an elephant with big feet?
  Big shoes.
  
• Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
  Day-scare centers.
  
• What did Snow White say to the photographer?
  Some day my prints will come.
  
• What's Tarzan's favorite song?
  Jungle bells.
  
• What's green and loud?
  A froghorn.
  
• What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
  Hailing taxis.
  
• When is the vet busiest?
  When it's raining cats and dogs.
  
• Where would you weigh a whale?
  At a whale-weigh station.
  
• What travels around the world but stays in the corner?
  A stamp.
  
• What do you give a pig with a sore throat?
  Oinkment.
  
• What did the hat say to the scarf?
  You hang around while I go on a head.
  
• What's wrong if you keep seeing talking animals?
  You're having Disney spells.
  
• What did one eye say to the other?
  Between you and me, something smells.
  
• What's round, white and giggles?
  A tickled onion.
  
• What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
  Bamboo.
  
• Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
  In case they get a hole in one.
  
• What do you call a fly with no wings?
  A walk.
  
• Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
  His ghoul friend.
  
• What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
  A sleeping centipede.
  
• How do you keep a bull from charging?
  Take away his credit card.
  
• What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
  Lost.
  
• What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog?
  An animal that chases itself.
  
• What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock?
  Look dad, no hands.
  
• Where does Ariel the mermaid go to see movies?
  The dive-in.
  
• What do you call a mosquito with a tin suit?
  A bite in shining armor.
  
• What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
  Baby giraffes.
  
• Why did the man hit the clock?
  Because the clock struck first.
  
• Why did the apple go out with a fig?
  Because it couldn't find a date.
  
• What do you get when you cross a parrot with a monster?
  A creature that gets a cracker whenever it asks for one.
  
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Trivia

• This is the only Gag where the Toon speaks.
• This Gag is the same megaphone used in all the Sound Gags.
• On the Trading Card, the Megaphone icon looks similar to the Fog Horn.
• Apparently, the Megaphone is just for aesthetic appearances, because when the Toon is talking through it, the noise level does not rise much.