Telemarketer

type	Sellbots
cog name	Telemarketer
Lowest Level:	2
Highest Level:	6
Weakness:	Whistle
Preceded by:	Cold Caller
Succeeded by:	Name Dropper

“	Too bad for you, I make house calls.	”
–Telemarketer

Telemarketers are the second cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots and has a level range of two to six.

Locations

• Punchline Place
• Silly Street
• Elm Street
• Oak Street
• Alto Avenue
• Sleet Street
• Sellbot Headquarters
• Sellbot Factory
• Sellbot Towers
• Cog building
• Field office

Starting Battle Phrases

• "I plan on making this inconvenient for you."
• "I'm prepared to close this deal quickly."
• "This a bad time? Good."
• "You should have missed my call."
• "I will be reversing the charges for this call."
• "Can I interest you in an insurance plan?"
• "I was planning on running into you."
• "Too bad for you, I make house calls."
• "I'm going to use up a lot of your resources."
• "I have some costly items for you today."
• "You can't get rid of me now!"
• "You can't get away from me now!"
• "Surprised to hear from me?"
• "Caller ID can't stop me."

Cog moves

Pick Pocket						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	1	1	1	1	1
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Clip On Tie						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	2	2	3	3	4
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Double Talk						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	4	6	7	9	12
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Rolodex						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	4	6	7	9	12
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Cog suit promotion

Merits
Levels:	2	3	4	5	6
Merits required:	40	50	60	70	300

Trading card

Cog
I Love House Calls Dislikes: Busy Signals, Toons Likes: Interrupting Dinner

Trivia

• The Telemarketer's weakness is the Whistle, because they hate it when you do that into the phone.
• Telemarketer promotions are the same as Short Change promotions.
• The Telemarketer resembles the Spin Doctor.
• The Telemarketer trading card is one of the pictures in the Bossbot Clubhouse.
• They can be seen on the Grand Piano trading card.
• The trading card features the well-known "jagged separation line" scenario, in which the Telemarketer is interrupting a Toon while the Toon is showering.
• Professor Flake invented the Anti-Cog Control Hat because he believes Telemarketers are trying to control Toons.
• There are two Telemarketer statues in Sellbot Headquarters guarding Sellbot Towers, but they have a muscular body.
• There is a Telemarketer statue in every Cog building, along with a Bottom Feeder's statue.

Name of origin

A Telemarketer is someone who sells products or services by making telephone calls to people.

In other languages

Language	Name	English Translation
French	Télévendeur	???
Spanish	El televendedor	???
German	Telemarketer	???
Brazilian Portuguese	Operador de Telemarketing	???
Japanese	ツーハーン	???

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