Telemarketer

type	Sellbot
cog name	Telemarketer
Lowest Level:	2
Highest Level:	6
Weakness:	Whistle
Preceded by:	Cold Caller
Succeeded by:	Name Dropper

Telemarketer is the second cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots and has a level range of two to six.

Locations

• Punchline Place
• Silly Street
• Elm Street
• Oak Street
• Alto Avenue
• Sleet Street
• Sellbot Headquarters
• Sellbot Factory
• Sellbot Towers
• Cog building
• Field office

Starting Battle Phrases

• "I plan on making this inconvenient for you."
• "I'm prepared to close this deal quickly."
• "This a bad time? Good."
• "You should have missed my call."
• "I will be reversing the charges for this call."
• "Can I interest you in an insurance plan?"
• "I was planning on running into you."
• "Too bad for you, I make house calls."
• "I'm going to use up a lot of your resources."
• "I have some costly items for you today."
• "You can't get rid of me now!"
• "You can't get away from me now!"
• "Surprised to hear from me?"

Cog moves

Pick Pocket						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	1	1	1	1	1
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Clip On Tie						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	2	2	3	3	4
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Double Talk						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	4	6	7	9	12
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Rolodex						Click to enlarge
Target:	One Toon
Signature:	No
Level:	2	3	4	5	6
Damage:	4	6	7	9	12
Accuracy:	?	?	?	?	?
Frequency:	?	?	?	?	?

Cog suit promotion

Merits
Levels:	2	3	4	5	6
Merits required:	40	50	60	70	300

Trivia

• The Telemarketer's weakness is the Whistle, because they hate it when you do that into the phone.
• Telemarketer promotions are the same as Short Change promotions.
• The Telemarketer resembles the Spin Doctor.
• The Telemarketer trading card is one of the pictures in the Bossbot Clubhouse.
• They can be seen on the Grand Piano trading card.
• Professor Flake invented the Anti-Cog Control Hat because he believes Telemarketers are trying to control toons.
• There are two Telemarketer statues in Sellbot Headquarters guarding Sellbot Towers, but they have a muscular body.
• There is a Telemarketer statue in every Cog building, along with a Bottom Feeder's statue.

Name of origin

A telemarketer is someone who sells products or services by making telephone calls to people.

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