| General information
| Target: || One Toon
| Weakest Damage: || 2
| Strongest Damage: || 7
| Signature Move: || No
|| Bottom Feeder
|| Short Change
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Watercooler is a cog move can be performed by Short Changes and Bottom Feeders.
- The cog pulls out a watercooler with a red button and a blue button.
- The cog then pushes the blue button.
- Water will come out of the watercooler and hit the toon.
- If the attack misses, the toon jumps out of the way.
- "This ought to cool you off."
- "Isn't this refreshing?"
- "I deliver."
- "Straight from the tap - into your lap."
- "What's the matter, it's just spring water."
- "Don't worry, it's purified."
- "Ah, another satisfied customer."
- "It's time for your daily delivery."
- "Hope your colors don't run."
- "Care for a drink?"
- "It all comes out in the wash."
- "The drink's on you.""
- Similar watercoolers are used by toons to fill water balloons in Field offices.
- This and Liquidate are the only cog moves that involve water.
- This is another time the cog does the strange laughing sound.
- Although the unused attack "Cigar Smoke" has the phrase "Gentlemen" and also makes this sound, this is the only attack to have a two word sound.
- This attack is only used by cogs on the first section of the corporate ladder.