Watercooler CogAttack
General information
Target: One Toon
Weakest Damage: 2
Strongest Damage: 7
Signature Move: No
Bossbots: None
Lawbots: Bottom Feeder
Cashbots: Short Change
Sellbots: None
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Watercooler is a cog move can be performed by Short Changes and Bottom Feeders.


  • The cog pulls out a watercooler with a red button and a blue button.
  • The cog then pushes the blue button.
  • Water will come out of the watercooler and hit the toon.
    • If the attack misses, the toon jumps out of the way.


  • "This ought to cool you off."
  • "Isn't this refreshing?"
  • "I deliver."
  • "Straight from the tap - into your lap."
  • "What's the matter, it's just spring water."
  • "Don't worry, it's purified."
  • "Ah, another satisfied customer."
  • "It's time for your daily delivery."
  • "Hope your colors don't run."
  • "Care for a drink?"
  • "It all comes out in the wash."
  • "The drink's on you.""


Bottom Feeder
Level 1 2 3 4 5
Damage 3 4 5 6 7
Short Change
Level 1 2 3 4 5
Damage 2 2 3 4 6


  • Similar watercoolers are used by toons to fill water balloons in Field offices.
  • This and Liquidate are the only cog moves that involve water.
  • This is another time the cog does the strange laughing sound.
    • Although the unused attack "Cigar Smoke" has the phrase "Gentlemen" and also makes this sound, this is the only attack to have a two word sound.
  • This attack is only used by cogs on the first section of the corporate ladder.
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